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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75750

After giving Mitchell a severe pillow beating, the trio decide to play a Pokemon card duel. Unfortunately you can't do that with three people, there is an odd man out. Fortunately this problem is solved by Scott falling asleep due to not having slept in seventeen hours.
Josh and Reaibn by several packs of cards from the Staircase Room Lone Flea Market Booth (staffed by Adams McGee, a person of no note).
Eagerly, while making random coyote noises, the two open their packs and prepare a game.
Josh lays out his beginning monsters for all to see, as they are playing North Korean rules. He has Bulbasaur, Charmander, Aipom, Skitty, Wailord, Girafig and Cranidos.
Reaibn lays out an array of monsters real swiftly. Then he blinks and looks at them again. Reaibn has Boobachoo, Dingleberry, Fart-Knocker, Scott-Chen, Eagle-Eye Hairball, The Unoffensive Blob Of Fur and Stinky, The Squirrel With the Inflatable Eyeballs.
According to Wikipedia and Josh's encyclopediac memory, none of Reaibn's cards are real Pokemon. But the text is right and the little numbers and holograms and everything else that indicates real cards match up.

  1. Play the game anyway.
  2. Look at the rest of the cards to see if there is more weirdness.
  3. Eat some bugs.
  4. Go back to the flea market booth and demand some compensation.
  5. Go back to the flea market booth and buy the rest of the cards for no real reson. Pretend to be gerbils while doing so.
  6. Spin around.
  7. Reaibn sucks in all the weird cards and spits out more realistic ones.
  8. What are the stats for the Scott-Chen card.
  9. Josh finds a Josh Burbank card, which has the goatse.cx image and the text 'I like to fart'.
  10. Several parents wander by and say 'Those cards are too expensive'.

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