Unfortunately the two Jazzercise to two entirely different songs and end
up kicking each other in the spleens. Reaibn, who has a very senstive
spleen, faints onto the game system. The image flutters as the system
turns off. Josh, ever sensitive to dramatic lights, goes into a seizure
and swiftly faints himself. Scott runs off and falls into an open trapdoor
that hadn't been mentioned until now.
One level down, in a room full of arcade machines, pool tables and skee-
ball setups, he meets Sir Toby.
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They share some nice beer.
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Sir Toby is now ninety-seven years old, having hired a Time Coach named Harry Nestesene, to take him back to NEQ.
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Sir Toby is being pursued by the Hand-Zombie, a one-thumbed human hand endowed with life and a hatred of Toby.
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Throw a skee-ball at Toby and miss by an embarassingly large distance.
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Clap and laugh.
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Suddenly, for no clear reason, Lori, Brin, Jetblakkmane, Skip Hitler, GIRL Hitler and Patrick Poltroon, NASA security guard, show up.
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Scott manages to fit three eight balls in his mouth. He cannot remove them.
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Sir Toby gives him a polite heft-up back to the Staircase Room.
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Scott ignores Toby's polite hello and begins playing the Simpsons arcade game. Scott shouts out non-Simpsons catch phrases as he proceeds through the first level.
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Scott finds chilled turkey and mayo sandwhiches (on paper plates) behind seven machines in a row.
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