Trying for the Dragon One More Time
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 75744
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Fred ventures off again. After an hour, he stumbles back. His eyebrows are
gone, there are claw marks down his chest, he had lost his left toe due to
a spear and his voice was harsh and raspy from inhaling smoke. "I did not...kill the dragon...but his Rapid Attack Response team and...his casino employees...are all dead." "Casino?" Exotica said. "Don't tell me, the traveling Barqtell Casino?" "Yup. That's...how the dragon made most of his operating capital. I never...lopped off so many goblin heads. Thank god their necks are only two inches wide." Fred haded Velus a Dire Sword, a sentient Shield, Power Gloves, Shoes of Kicking and a Bandanna of General Awesomeness. "I'm going to make one more try in an hour. You'll need these while I nap. No worries, I got equally cool power upgrades." Exotica rolled her eyes. "Anything to help a naked princess chained to the wall?" "A female-only Scarf of Sword-Proof." Fred pulls out a red and beige scarf and drapes it around Exotica's head. Then he clangs his sword off her chest. "AAAAAUGH!" "What? I said sword-proof." "How do you know? Female only!" "I killed a hit-woman for it! She was naked as well! Except for the scarf." "Then how did you kill her?" "Bad shellfish. Never stock your sushi bar out of the Cursed Bay Of Evil." Exotica grumbled and Fred's chest burnt for a second. "Ow! What the hell?" "I switched your nipples. Don't ever hit a princess with a sword. Got any normal clothes?" Fred pulls out some basic blankets and jump suits. Exotica was chained so she couldn't wear one but at least she didn't have all her goodies hanging out now. Velus was glad to be clothed. Fred drank two Healing Draughts and curled up on the floor. His toe grew back with a gross 'Splutch'.
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