Whole lotta shaking going on

Finding that cloth is too soft for this (all that is heard is a barely audible "flub flub flub") she uses said power to turn her clothes into a tight fitting, yet comfortable suit of plate armor.

This works better, but the armor seems to have a mind of its own. Rather than speaking for her

1. her breastplates keep shouting "bumpity bumpity bump!"
2. her crotch guard moans passionately. How embarrassing.
3. her lower back armor keeps making fart noises.
4. her boots sign atonally "These boots are made for walking". And then they start walking.
5. the armor tickles her.
6. Raymond Chandler bursts in with a loaded crossbow in each hand. Not that he was going to speak for her by vibrating in any case, but a reference is a reference.
7. some unspecified part thunders "NOBODY STEPS ON A CHURCH IN MY TOWN!"

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