Screaming like Tarzan with a bad chest cold, Seeker rushed forward to do
battle with the
rabbit-from-Hell. "SEEKER!" Josh and L.E. shouted in unison. In all the
chaos neither of them had
noticed him before. Having him there made them suddenly feel a lot better.
"Something's wrong
Seeker!" Josh cried out. "None of our writing tricks are working!" Seeker
nodded, "I know. You guys
are having your chains yanked by the guy writing this episode." "The
BASTARD!" Josh and L.E. yelled
in rage. "The guy's a complete jack-ass," Seeker said angrily, "first he
made Josh go crazy and now
this," "What do you mean 'made Josh go crazy'?" L.E. asked and then
jumped away as the rabbit
swiped at him with its claw.
"What do you mean 'what do I mean'?" Seeker asked. "I saw Josh kill Sir whatsisname over there." Josh shook his head, "That wasn't me. I was trapped inside of that bunny rabbit. But when I kissed myself I got my body back and that no good body snatcher was put back into the bunny." Seeker suddenly understood. "So you two are back to writing your Bunny Casino storyline, hmm. Aren't you bored of it yet? I mean, hundreds of episodes were written over at Addventure Game 2. What more can you do with it?" "Jeez," Josh huffed, "if you don't like it, don't read it. Tell you what Seeker, just kill this bunny and then we can talk about what makes for a quality storyline." Seeker grinned and then reached behind a slot machine. He had finally found what he had been looking for; a shiny, brand new AK-47 assault rifle. "HEY!" L.E. shouted, "where'd that come from?" Seeker smiled, "I wrote it in." "But that's not fair!" L.E. whined, "how come you get to make script changes and we can't?" Seeker aimed at the mutant rabbit and answered, "Because I'm not dumb enough to try changing the plot. All I did was add a few details to the background setting. The Author didn't notice a thing." And then Seeker pulled the trigger. To his amazement instead of bullets, a giant flag shot out of the barrel of the gun. And yes, the flag said 'BANG'. "So he didn't notice a thing, huh," L.E. said and blew Seeker a raspberry.
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