I Missile You So Much

"Captain Lazov!" yelled Nicolette, one of the five young women manning the bridge of the Super-Fred-Fortress-Macross (SFFM). "We have confirmed target! Crock pot is in our sights! Awaiting order to fire missiles!"

"Hmph," Lazov grunted, adjusting his cap. "Young peoples today, always rushing, rushing, rushing to the attack. Little do they understand the terrible sacrifices, the sacrifices, always killing, killing and sacrificing."

"Captain!! Energy levels approaching critical!! We've got to attack now before the core overheats and erupts!!"

"Very well," Lazov sighed. "Attack now! Full power!!"

The missiles burst out of the upper frame of the Fred fortress, tracing their deadly, indiscriminate course toward the bubbling crock pot...

1. "Target confirmed destroyed!" Nicolette shouts. The entire bridge crew sighs in relief.
2. "I dont believe it! The crock pot took a direct hit but its still coming toward us!!" Nicolette wails. "What?!" Lazov sputters.
3. "Noooooo!!" with a slow motion roar the Dreadlord leaps in the way of the missiles. "My lunch!!"

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