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Fred squats down. His upper frame opens up to reveal row upon row of
deadly depleted-uranium-tipped missiles. Here his dark, shameful secret
is finally revealed - Fred is in fact, not a human, but a super battle
fortress housing a small city and military complex. "Captain Lazov!" yelled Nicolette, one of the five young women manning the bridge of the Super-Fred-Fortress-Macross (SFFM). "We have confirmed target! Crock pot is in our sights! Awaiting order to fire missiles!" "Hmph," Lazov grunted, adjusting his cap. "Young peoples today, always rushing, rushing, rushing to the attack. Little do they understand the terrible sacrifices, the sacrifices, always killing, killing and sacrificing." "Captain!! Energy levels approaching critical!! We've got to attack now before the core overheats and erupts!!" "Very well," Lazov sighed. "Attack now! Full power!!" The missiles burst out of the upper frame of the Fred fortress, tracing their deadly, indiscriminate course toward the bubbling crock pot...
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