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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 73964

Reaibn is sobbing in the corner, Lots is berating him for being a whiny baby. Lord Fred is 'marking his territory'. At this exact moment, Astra runs into the room. Ah yes, Astra, from that other kingdom that starts with an 'A'. She runs into the room, shrieking wildly, causing Fred to freak out and 'spray' the room.

"Son of a..." yells Reaibn. "This is my best robe! Did you just pee all over it?! Fred, man, I like you, but damn." And then Astra explodes. yes, her upper body swells up and explodes. Gore goes everywhere. On Fred, the skeleton of Lots, the walls, and even on the little invisible gnome named Tweeby who was following our intrepid heroes into the caves for his journalism project.

Reaibn vomits on skeleton Lots. Skeleton Lots freaks out and starts beating Reaibn with one of his leg bones. Reaibn cries more. Fred vomits into what he thought was thin air. It wasn't, it was Tweeby. Tweeby cries and runs screaming out of the room.

Everyone is coated in blood and bile and various innards. Its really the most disgusting scene you can imagine. The bottom half of Astra collapses unto the ground, more bile and innards falling out onto the cave floor. More vomiting insues.

After a few minutes, they all decide to find some water. Lots agrees on the prerequisite that he can continue randomly whacking Reaibn with this leg bone. Reaibn dissents, but Fred thinks its a fine idea. Poor Reaibn. So, they need to find some water.

Where do they start looking?

  1. They go deeper into the caves. Maybe there is an underground stream or pool.
  2. They have Reaibn create a mystical portal to a place with water. Reaibn apologizes in advance, he isnt great with portals.
  3. Lots suggests that they go ask the dragon where some water is. Lots and the dragon go 'way back'.
  4. They sit in the room and wait for water to come to them. The room increasingly stinks, and more vomit is sure to come.
  5. They go to the lake situated not half a mile from the cave entrance (hey!)
  6. They leave the caves, and hike to the lake two hundred miles from the cave entrance (what?)
  7. Lots explodes. Bone shards go everywhere, everyone dies.
  8. Fred explodes. "Motherf--!" yells Reaibn. "These stains are NOT going to come out"
  9. Tweeby runs back in the room with a sword and stabs Fred in the leg.

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