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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 73562

Josh Burbank stares at his fallen comrade's body for all of a nanosecond before declaring: "I know how we can resurrect Scott - we can repeatedly kick the crap out of his corpse 'til he wakes up!"

With that he walks over to the corpse and gets in a few hefty kicks to the ribs. Sir Seeker looks aghast, but does not intervene.

Not wishing to be left out, you walk over to the stiff, draw your right leg back to its full extent, and attempt to kick Scott in the head. However you miss and your momentum carries you up and over the banister and onto the stairwell, whereupon you start tumbling down the stairs.

All infinty of them. However, luckily for you it is a very bumpy ride and you are dead before you reach the 994 968th stair.

What now?

  1. Josh and Seeker set out to recover your body and give you a decent burial
  2. As above, only instead burying you Josh plans to start kicking your corpse to bring you back to life
  3. You decompose, while continuing to tumble down the staircase
  4. Bizarrely, Josh and Seeker start to decompose

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eric kantona

1/31/2008 3:55:22 AM

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