Of Sand and Boobs and Other Such Stuff
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 73507
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Astra was obviously appalled by Fred’s antics. “What in the name of
Dungorg’s sphincter are you doing, Fred?” “What does it look like I’m doing?” he said with a tinge of annoyance. Robert simply chuckled. “He’s lost it!”Astra pummeled the pig just because. Fred, meanwhile, continued to shovel more sand into his mouth like a greedy sand gobbler from Gol-Vaunthaurgongl (a realm of sand-eating men who hoarded their sand like so much sand and greedily gobbled it up under gibbous moons). “Tastes like...sand...” he told the others. Astra looked like she was going to say something to him, but then stopped short and instead turned to the mermaids. “Look,” she said. “This isn’t quite what we were going for. This place is full of criminals and poor people.”Alexis shuddered. “Poor people...they carry diseases and smell like poop.” Astra gave her brother-cum-sister a nod. “Precisely. Therefore we need you to tow us elsewhere. Please?”The mermaids exchanged a look between them and shrugged. “Okay.” “Off we go then!” Bob chimed in. (He was in a happy mood because of all the boobies)But the princess didn’t seem too keen on the idea. “No. You’ll just stare at my boobs.” “No I won’t!” the outlaw objected. “I’ll stare at the mermaids boobs!”The mermaids didn’t seem to care. “We dont seem to care,” they said in unison. Astra sighed. “Very well then. Come along, Fred.”And off they went, once more. Eventually, they found another island. Unfortunately...
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