Moff

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 73433

Grand Moff Grand Moff drags the ape to a shuttle parked far to the south. The pilots lift off, strafe the funeral, turn back, bomb the funeral back, then fly into space.
On the Star Destroy's Moff-only loading deck, several engineering technicians were playing strip-poker. All five, including the two hot chicks, were squished into paste as the pilot, slightly drunk, landed on them.
Moff got off and dragged the ape through two hundred meters of corridors before he remembered he had ten thousand men and women (minus five) under his command. He ordered the nearest five, the reactor safety crew, to take the ape to Holding. Meanwhile, the reactor's crack continued to widen and the ape left a trial of diseased urine wherever he was dragged. Grand Moff himself went off to ...

  1. sleep.
  2. see how the torture of Luke Skywalker was going.
  3. man the guns on Deck 224 because the ship was due to pass by a high traffic civillain space-lane.
  4. send amusing emails about puppies to Darth Vader.
  5. pretend his command staff gave a damn.
  6. sleep with alien women, which was difficult because the Empire hated all aliens.
  7. dress like a girl and prance around his cabin.
  8. punch his Wookie, a cruel murderous sadist named F'glork.
  9. reprogram Lt. Slade's protocol droid to sing hideously disgusting limericks.
  10. pee in the alcohol storage tanks.

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