Boulder's Brash Boast

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 73338

You laugh maniacally since you realize just exactly where you're positioned. The caveman Boulder Hurricane takes offense to this and grabs you by the scruff of the neck thus rendering you meek and powerless. He drags you back to his lair and ties you up suspended you from the ceiling.

"Me Boulder! You catwoman!" he says. "You become my bride!"

"No way!" you protest, wondering when he switched from normal speech to classic caveman speech. "I'd sooner claw my own eyes out than become the bride of a brutish caveman thug like you!"

  1. Boulder begins to cry.
  2. Boulder rages and throws large boulders around.
  3. Boulder commits seppuku over his failure to woo you.
  4. Boulder decides to get an education and clean himself up (no more drugs and alcohol for Boulder Hurricane!) to be worthy of you.

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