12 Years

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 72891

"Isn't there a statue of limitations on this?" Josh cries as he is dragged away by his left foot.
"Nope!" cries the beefy cop. "In public property after hours! There's no violation on that!"
"Dammit!" cries Josh as much dirt, earthworms and Big Mac wrappers roll up his shirt. "It didn't even happen here! This is Scotland! I've never been to Scotland except now and that one time five years ago when I was stalking myself!"
"Scotland has an extradition treaty. Also, they hate you." Josh is tossed into a paddy wagon. Krissy, overstressed by recent events, wanders off.

  1. The paddy wagon screeches into the night.
  2. The paddy wagon is out of gas. Scott is recruited to go get some.
  3. SCREECH THUMP. A passing semi has just sent Krissy to the Great Beyond.
  4. SCREECH CRUNCH BASH BOOM! A passing semi has just turned the paddy wagon into so much flaming debris.
  5. Josh finds a gun in the back and fires wildly out the barred hole in the wagon's doors. Several windows shatter.
  6. Same as #5, but Krissy falls, dead instantly from a stray bullet.
  7. Scott sings a beautiful song.
  8. Scott is arrested for being ugly.
  9. Krissy is arrested for being emotional.

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