Trying To Eat Your Own Mind

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 72418

Vixen Sara gives it her best shot but her sense of smell is teling her this tasty-smelling bunny is ALSO Sara and thus DON'T EAT. Vixen Sara gets a huge headache and has to lay down. Now. Bunny Sara catches her before she could faint and lays her out on a small couch. This is swiftly followed by a glass of Vitamin water and a Vicodin from the Staircase Room Emergency Medical Kit (accessible only by females for obvious reasons).
Vixen Sara is feeling better in ten minutes. It is strong Vicodin.
"Sorry about that." she says, blinking.
"No big. I felt the urge to disembowel you with these huge serving trays I call feet but I resisted as well. Got dizzy, had to throw up in the bathroom."
"Um." Vixen Sara smacks her lips and spits out a button. "It seems, in the confusion, I have eaten your shirt. And apparently bra."
"I was going commando under the shirt, which, you did in fact eat. I let it go, I got worried about you."
"Josh wouldn't do that." said Vixen Sara. "If he felt the need to get dressed, he'd run off and leave his own damn self bleeding."
"Wouldn't leave a hot chick." said Sara. "But since you are better, I'm going to find something to wear. If you start feeling weird again, just call or make a commotion."
Bunny Sara, naked from the waist up, walks off. We stick with Vixen Sara. A hundred dissapointed readers cry out in frustration.

  1. We have a hundred readers? Why aren't they contributing episodes?
  2. Jerry Falwell condemns the female nudity in this episode. Over and over, running clips for two weeks straight.
  3. Suddenly Reaibn runs in and flings Joe Biden campaign buttons all over the place. Then he offers Vixen Sara a Mountain Dew. "I drank too much!" he cries and throws himself into a recliner nobody mentioned before.
  4. Vixen Sara has to lay down again and calls out for Bunny Sara just in case. Bunny Sara runs out in a loose grey sweater. Aaaaww.
  5. The viewpoint camera tries to sneak down the hall to Sara's bedroom but is stopped by a female story cop.

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