"I want to lay down and find clothes!" Astra Two growls. Both women look
at each other for a beat, then burst out laughing. "I know we used to
sleepwalk..." giggles Astra One, "but we never did that."
It wasn't that funny, but stress made them laugh.
Both reflect on how the worst they did was sleepwalking was somehow
spicing up the morning milk for half the castle. With snooze powder. Thank
god for that one lactose intolerant jester who pulled everyone out of
their cereal before they drowned. (The powder, and Astra, were locked
securely up after that).
After the hysterical giggle fest ended, Astra Two curled up in a side-
bedroom while Astra One continued the search for clothes.
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No clothes were found.
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Hideously unfashionable clothes were found.
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Clothes so nerdy they had come around to being cool again were found.
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Josh Burbank and Scott Chen were found. They behaved like perfect gentlemen, which naturally frightened Astra to no end.
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Clothes for morphs were found. The pants had extra bends and a hole for the (high up) tail but better then nothing.
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Astra discovers television and is hit by an incredibly nasty dose of culture shock.
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Astra discovers the internet and creates Wikipedia.
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The Joining Of Terrific Adventures appear; they consist of Tarzan, Dr. Livinstone, George Washington, Thomas Edison, one Wright Brother and Sherlock Holmes.
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A chimpanzee with no arms appears. "Blibbtpot!" it says, then kicks an apple out the window.
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Josh Burbank runs in and throws Scott Chen out the window.
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