Be-er, the Existential Beverage

"What is that stupid thing doing here?" she groaned.

"I work here," the beer cannon replied.

"Not any more!" Brin snapped as she rubbed her aching thigh. "You're fired!"

Behind the fourth wall, Lots42 slapped his face and groaned. Won-Tolla would pay for this!

1. I pay a dime.
2. I pay attention.
3. I pay the piper.
4. I pay out a rope.
5. I pay an arm and a leg. Jasper's and Bobo's respectively.
6. Brin triggers the cannon causing it to discharge.
7. The beer cannon strikes up a conversation with Bobo's toaster head.
8. Men så var det da heller ikke ham, det var Knut Gribb i forkledning.
9. Rosebud.

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