How to Find True Love and Happiness in the Present Day

Bill for services rendered starting July 30, 1996 as described in Addventure episode 83906 running for 34 episodes at $249.95 per episode for a grand total of $8498.30.

Bill is over eighteen years overdue*, charged at 18 percent annual interest per year for a total of $36,032.72. This amount is due immediately.

The attractive lady from the Mary Sue Escort Service smiles as she tells L.E. "I can take cash, credit cards, or certified checks signed by Abraham Cook."

Sweat develops on L.E.'s brow as he keeps reading over the details of the bill and wondering just where the hell he's going to get this money to pay this bill. Finally, he speaks:

1. "I don't have the money."
2. "I think there's an math error here. This interest can't possibly be this high!"
3. "I have the money. Just let me go get it."
4. "Why should I pay for somebody else's bill?!"
5. "I think I'm gonna be sick."

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