Being Josh Burbank

"What?" asked the rabbit woman who hadn't yet introduced herself as Brin. It was still her name though. "I thought you were Lord Frederigo D'Honaire!"

"I was," Fred admits. "But how did you know that? We haven't been introduced yet."

"Uh, female intuition?"

"I think not."

"Lapine instinct?"

"Better, but no."

"Female intuition and lapine instinct!"

"Okay. Anyway, I was Lord Fred but I swapped places with Josh while everyone was distracted by Scott's spectacular entrance."

"Alright, but if you're Josh, shouldn't you say 'I swapped places with Fred' rather than 'I swapped places with Josh'?"

"What are you talking about? You didn't swap places with anyone! I'm sure I would have noticed."

1. Brin is confused.
2. Fred (Josh) is struck with galloping schizophrenia. Now he thinks he's Abraham Lincoln.
3. Brin introduces herself.
4. Josh (Fred) introduces the horses and the elephants.
5. The innkeeper brings Brin another carrot.
6. Some overpaid extra buys them a cup of yogurt.

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