The Masochism Tango

"Sure, I'll call you later. We can probably get together again tonight, if that's okay with you."

That night, Scott would be in a different bar, or even in a different city, cruising for that night's new sexual partner. Most of his discarded lovers just accepted things as they were: just a random one-night stand, now let's move on. A few were genuinely hurt. Two of those genuinely hurt by Scott's broken promises were in attendance at what had been Scott's funeral. After Raymond Chen apparently murdered his old childhood friend earlier [71271], and after Scott had made his second return from the afterlife that day, things quickly degenerated into a circus. Bill Murray was arguing with Jerry Seinfeld. Josh Burbank was gripped by bagpipe fever, and his horribly out of tune music filled the air. It was complete chaos.

As for Scott's two aforementioned lovers, two of them were here, and they weren't hitting it off despite what (or who?) they had in common. Tiffany was a tall, attractive brunette from the Midwest. Kathy hailed from Tampa, and both women had met and had sex with Scott sometime in 2004. They were both hurt by his failure to keep in touch, which brought them both to Scotland to attend the debacle that was Scott's funeral.

So naturally, both women started arguing. Kathy threw the first punch, which Tiffany blocked. Before too long, they were both brawling on the ground, pulling hair, trying to scratch each other, screaming obscenities, you name it. After several minutes, Tiffany had beaten Kathy...and they were both feeling a very strange sensation.

"I-I don't know who you are," gasped Tiffany as she was still pinning Kathy to the ground, "but you made me totally hot right now."
"Yeah," whispered Kathy. "Ohhhhh, I'm so worked up that I can barely stand it!"
"Then let's finish this!"
Tiffany and Kathy kiss passionately, and a room is magically erected around them so they can get it on in private.

Meanwhile...

1. Murray and Seinfeld get into a fistfight, but it's quickly broken up before they get completely horny.
2. More random people show up.
3. Raymond Chen suddenly comes back.
4. Scott quietly sneaks away from the scene.
5. Josh's bagpipes explode.

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