Saucer

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71243

Unfortunately, for the aliens, the saucer is two feet wide and the blasts tickle. Josh and Mike Cain leap onto it and go for a 'joyride' through the funeral setup, knocking over chairs, tables and several old men. Mid-way through the chaos, Mike Cain falls asleep due to his narcolepsy but somehow manages to stay on. This does not, sadly enough, stop him from losing his pants when the whole mess gets hooked onto the coffin-lowering apparatus on the fifth pass.
The pants become entangled in the machinery. It sparks and whines. As the UFO swoops into the woods, still with its two riders, the coffin is launched into the air at approximately one hundred and twelve miles per hour.
It lands head-down, utterly pulverizing Jasper and Velus. Scott's body, most of it, fires out of the coffin at a very strange angle and kills seven other people. Meanwhile, Bill Bellamy, who was explicitly ordered by Nato not to come to the funeral, steals a wallet and drinks expired whiskey.

  1. The malfunctioning machinery catches a dazed, wounded funeral attendee and flings him half a mile into the air.
  2. The story follows Josh and a pantsless Mike Cain, skimming about ten feet above the forest floor.
  3. Bill Bellamy?
  4. Astra starts making out with Lord Fred.

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