Unconditional Authority

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 71179

The newest crop of NEQ authors join the site, having replaced the old guard, who all resigned in protest after Lots42 was banned forever. In short order, a gentleman named Claude Balls becomes Sir Toby's newest superstar writer.

However, the editorial staff is quickly run ragged at all of the overtime they now have to work in editing Claude's episodes to remove or tone down the more suggestive innuendo and double entendres. It seems that Mr. Balls worshipped Horsehockey and its trademark silliness slash bad taste slash nonstop pop culture references enough that he vowed to write in the style of the long defunct addventure site, despite the rules put in place at the Never Ending Quest.

Oh, and Claude Balls also claims to have authored two best-selling books, Night in the Lions' Den and Tomcat's Revenge, which is only peculiar in the sense that you would think an established writer would even waste time writing extendable fiction.

We digress, though...

  1. Claude leads NEQ into a true golden era.
  2. Claude's ego explodes, and he departs to form his own addventure site, taking half of the new guys with him.
  3. Claude attempts to seize power in Sir Toby's executive hierarchy.
  4. It is revealed that Claude is secretly one of the old NEQ writers using a different name. Who is he? Or she?

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