I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so!

"I have brought great shame upon myself and my family," Astra glowered, hanging her head in arrant mortification. “I must now follow the stringent code of Bushido and disembowel myself here on this platform in order to restore some measure of honor to all those I have dishonored by my dishonorable conduct.”

She plummeted through the cold, dark air for what seemed like an eternity before finally...

1. landing on a platform of spikes, like in Mortal Combat.
2. landing in a vat of vanilla pudding.
3. landing on some sort of springy device that sent her hurdling back towards the platforms.

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