You are crushed by several tons of vending machine. The Staircase Cleanup
crew shows up within the hour, and cleans up the mess. The mess, by the
way, is your remains. The vending machine walls are removed, and replaced
with a very tacky wallpaper. We now switch P.O.V. to Horace, the Staircase Janitor-in-Charge. He has been working there for a long time, about two hundred and fifteen normal human lifetimes. In his time, he has seen just about everything. Seeing a first person elf squashed by about twenty vending machines doesn't even make the top twenty weird list this year. He is in his office, on floor F3956-g of the Tower. He is watching Lost: Season One which he has Netflixed. He is really enjoying it. All of a sudden, however, something happens! what happened?
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