You decide that you are getting a little hungry, so you buy a Mars bar. You
had exact change too, how about that? The bar thunks down to the receiving
area, and you reach in and grab it. You pull out the Mars bar, unwrap it, and notice that it is extremely old. Some of the chocolate is that whitish color that happens when it has sat out for a very long time. Shrugging, you take a bite... and chip a tooth. "Son of a b*tch!" you exclaim, only then noticing that it is not chocolate at all, but a rock. A very light, but apparently hard, rock. You just tried to eat a rock. Your tooth hurts. It is only then that you notice that this particular vending machine is labeled as 'Candy Labeled Rocks'. Doesn't that just beat all? Anyway, you are in some pain. And holding a rock. You punch the machine, and that makes you feel a tiny bit better. You continue up the stairs then, past Jerry Seinfeld's room, and reach a landing with plush crimson carpeting. It appears to be an art gallery. There is a convenient exit built into the stairway, where you can get off and check it out. It appears to be abandoned, but very posh. There are even comfortable chairs scattered throughout for optimal sitting and meditating on the artwork. What do you do?
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