Help is a relative term

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 70899

Scott comes to help you. He really does think he is helping you. His method for helping you is using a chainsaw to remove your legs at the ankles. Yes, both of them. He then leaves you bleeding on the staircase. "You are welcome" he yells out as he returns to the Staircase Room.

As you bleed out on the stairs, you begin to regret your choices in life. This is wise, as things are about to get even worse. Jerry Seinfeld shows up, sits down beside you, and starts ranting about things that annoy him this morning. You are one of these things. "What is the deal with bleeding elves on staircases?" he asks pointlessly.

You continue to bleed.

and then...

  1. You die. Ok, that storyline ended. Time to pick another one!
  2. You continue to bleed out slowly for several hours. Seinfeld stays, he is still talking. You want your life to end. It doesnt.
  3. Josh shows up, and asks for five bucks.
  4. Lord Fred comes down the staircase, searching for the Dragon.

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