Meltdown!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 70874
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Fred names his newfound friend “Slappy McBoing-Boing”and proceeds to dub
him Chief Executive Coordinator of Cuteness and Fluffy Affairs of the
Court. Fred strokes the little rodent affectionately. “You won’t point and laugh at me, Slappy. Will you? No. You won’t. You won't. Will you? No, no of course not.” The rabbit hops about with mindless indifference. Fred senses something peculiar, and instinctively raises his guard again. Was this rabbit mocking him? “Don’t you judge me, Slappy. I warn you. I’m emotionally unstable and haven’t been taking my meds. Don’t you judge me, you God damn rabbit. Don’t you look at me with those probing eyes. I know. I know what you’re thinking. You’re just like all the others. Go ahead, go ahead. You miserable creature. You're right, okay? Is that what you want to hear? You're right.”Slappy nibbles at something on the floor. “I HATE YOU!” Fred bays, collapsing into a pitiful heap on the floor. “I hate you! Oh my God, I love you! How could you do this to me!? You don’t like me, do you!? You hate me! Oh my God! I love you, Slappy! Please, please don’t leave me alone in this cruel world! Oh God! Make love to me, Slappy! Make love to my body! Touch my body! I long for you, Slappy! I long for your touch! Touch my body, Slappy. Ravage me like a school girl! Touch my nipples, Slappy! PLEASE!”
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11/3/2007 9:12:45 AM
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