Santa's Workshop

1. Go through the desk drawers, see if there's anything to steal.
2. Make some hybrid toys, like a dinosaur with another dinosaur for a head. So cool.
3. Eat the head off a parrot.
4. You find a dead elf jammed into one of the machines.
5. You find Santa passed out naked on the Shimmy-Insertion Machine.
6. You press the red-alert button.
7. You find an elf-orgy.
8. CSI: North Pole.
9. You find the portal to Imagination Land.
10. You find the portal to Imagination Land. Josh has re-routed the North Pole septic tank into it. SNARF!

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