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Being a sabertooth tiger rocks! Your senses of smell and touch seem
increased a thousand fold for no particular reason. You race along the
shaking ground as volcanoes erupt in the background and the world itself
seems to shake in the throes of a new and violent rebirth. You pause at
the edge of a cliff and watch the sun descend in a horizon livid with
blood. Far below, you can see a howly mammoth fighting against its
natural enemy - lawyers. The grey skinned, bespectacled men in tattered
business suits scream in rage as they fling flimsy wooden spears at the
howly mammoth that rampages among them, flinging lawyers left and right.
But the howly mammoth is outnumbered and you can see its flank is bloody
and studded with the lawyer-spears. You feel a twinge of compassion for
the noble beast, even though out here in the wild it is only your prey.
Under different circumstances, you could have been good friends.
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