Moistly dead *squish*

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 70620

Lord Fred tried casting Burn Dead Body, but it just smoldered a little. Consulting the somewhat ancient mini-tome he was carrying (irreverently titled Spellcasting For Dummies) he found that this was because the estuary extortioner was only mostly dead.

Considering that Fred did not have a giant handy for carrying the body, what did he do next?

  1. Buy a miracle.
  2. Buy a clue.
  3. Buy a vowel.
  4. Buy some time.
  5. Buy low, sell high.
  6. Throw the body in the river to see if it would float or drown.
  7. Go back and tell Belboz (He's a necromancer, remember?)
  8. Steal the youth's clothes.
  9. Pose the body in a naughty position.
  10. Lament fate.

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