Hell's Angels Cracker Family
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 70049
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Lots42 quickly finds himself surrounded by several agents from Hell, who
are preparing to send him to the worst level of hell for the option he
inserted in episode 70045 about the People for the Ethical Treatment of
Fat People (PETOF) members sitting down and panting heavily after
protesting the wedding between Lord Fred and Lost Soldier, which was
interupted by a bench clearing brawl, followed by Lost Soldier eloping
with a 10,000 pound woman whose head has never been seen. At the same time, no one can tell why the author who extended the offensive option wasn't being banished to the worst level of hell. Probably because he's the one writing this episode, but we digress...
The worst level of Hell is something called Level Nil, reserved for the absolute worst of humanity. Hearsay has it that there's going to be a big party when Charles Manson and Osama Bin Laden finally arrive once they take the big dirtnap up on Earth. Level Nil utilizes two very simple punishments: pitch black and sinister sounding noises. You cannot see a damn thing, and all of the noises will make you paranoid enough that something horrible is going to happen to you. Inevitably, all of Level Nil's prisoners go very insane, more afraid of what they think might happen to them. Every so often, a very bright light shines over Level Nil, which does not help the residents, who have grown accustomed to being able to see nothing but complete darkness. After the inital bout of insanity, it depends on the kind of person on how they cope with the rest of their stay within Level Nil. Some people actually find the solitude soothing, and they get used to the unworldly noises after a time. Others continue to break down, and their screams of anguish fill the air. In rare cases, a person is removed from Level Nil and dispatched to another part of Hell. Lots42 lands in Level Nil, and he doesn't think things are so bad upon his arrival...
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Ben McClellan
9/8/2007 7:21:10 PM
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