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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 70048

Several minutes ago, several members of PETOF, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Fat People waddled (or rolled) in, screaming and hollering about one of the options in the previous episode [70045], and how it was an unfair portrayal of the obese population in America. This manages to stop the brawl in the middle of the room. After the PETOF members finish ranting, they all sit down, panting heavily, fanning themselves with whatever they can get their hands on.

The PETOF members all range in size from "morbidly obese" to "How is that even possible?!" All of them have red faces, and look like they're about to suffer that inevitable fatal heart attack.

Now what?

  1. The wedding goes on as scheduled.
  2. Josh, Scott and Jasper keep singing "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore", as that seems to be the only song they know.
  3. There's another bench clearing brawl...involving the PETOF members at the buffet table. (YEAH, I WENT THERE!!)
  4. Punch Babies enters, proposing that the PETOF members join him in an aerobics class. This suggestion goes over really well...
  5. Starting with this episode, NEQ is overrun with a run of very offensive, Horsehockey-like episodes.

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Ben McClellan

9/8/2007 7:06:38 PM

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