Oddly enough, even with ninety-four percent of the Staircase Room thrown
out the window (there was still the Suicie Booth but that was about it)
the place was a mess.
Where the couches were were huge piles of candy wrappers, boogers, Cheese-
Whiz, Skittles and old, dusty candy canes. Discarded food items, well,
they had been crammed under pretty much anywhere and everywhere.
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Sweep and mop. Sweep and mop.
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Josh eats all the Skittles.
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Josh sweeps all the garbage into the Suicide Booth, then rigs it for 'Discorporation'. It works, except for a hideous stink.
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Josh runs to the internet terminal built into the wall and looks up 'Secrets of the Batcave' on Wikipedia. He discovers HORRIBLE things.
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Build a giant man made out of candy wrappers and Skittles. It comes to life, purely out of coincidence.
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Josh looks up himself on Wikipedia. He finds Scott has been posting lies about him. FUN lies, but lies all the same.
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Josh realizes he still has a sense of chivalry and wonders how that happened.
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Josh summons his Chakra. 'Garbage Destroying Jitsu!'. Astonishingly, it works. Sort of. 99 percent of his Chakra is gone. Josh is sleepy-weepy.
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