Anywho, one time in high school, Josh waited behind the desk of the high
school principal, Mr. Fiffer and when the man came in, Josh screamed 'NOT
MY GENITALS AND RAN OUT!'.
Yes, those exact words. Josh had completely mis-read the cue cards he had
made a week ago. Nevertheless, half the front office staff quit in protest
and Josh was involved with a libel lawsuit that ate up his entire juinor
year and is partly why he is so dumb.
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Josh pushes his first boss into yellow snow.
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Josh gets yelled at by his JROTC teacher and then sells the class uniforms to crazy hobos. The 'millitay squad' of drunken crazy people caused three riots and one minor stabbing.
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At the movies, an usher incorrectly shushed Josh, setting off a pants-wetting rampage.
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At London Steakhouse, Josh kicks many things after being told the sour cream was unavailable due to a shipping error.
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Josh gets a ticket, finds the cop's home and for a year straight, dumped all the dog poo he could find on people's cars at random (Josh had lost focus).
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