An Untimely Departure

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 69460

In a truly characteristic move, Scott blames his hetero life partner/arch-nemesis/reluctant lover Josh Burbank for his indiscretions. “I was all like, ‘hey, Josh. We’ve got company’ and he was all like ‘Cool. Let’s poison them and sell their organs on E-bay’ and I was all like ‘No, that would be morally wrong’ and stuff you know and he was all like ‘Do it or I’ll... totally...like... rape your...couch’ and I was like...”

“Whoa whoa whoa...” The Seeker interjects abruptly. “We’ve heard enough.”

Scott nods and casually sips at one of the vials. “You really gotta watch that Burbank guy. I’m tellin’ you. Did you know he eats children? True story. He...uh. Ya. Eats children. It’s crazy. He’s totally crazy. And uh...really I feel sorry for the guy.”

“Hey uh, Scott, um, shouldn’t you not be drinking that?” you belatedly suggest.

Scott looks at the vial of noxious liquid and shrugs. “It tastes like...dying.” And he downs the rest of the bubbling concoction in one gulp. “Everything tastes purple,” he adds, then promptly keels over and dies after several agonizing moments..

Another crazed-looking individual enters the room and upon viewing Scott’s dying, writhing form begins howling in anguish. “OH MY GOD! SCOTT!! NOOOOOO!! DAMMIT, SCOTT! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME! YOU BASTARD! DON’T YOU DIE ON ME! DON’T YOU...well. What’s done is done. So, what are you guys up to? Cause I’m up for anything! Wanna play a game?”

You turn to the The Seeker. “Maybe this was a bad idea?”

Ya think!

  1. The three of you decide to dump the corpse in front of Jerry Seinfeld's stoop.
  2. Cut him up and sell his organs to the highest-bidder.
  3. Give him a proper Christian burial.
  4. Attempt a ressurection.
  5. Take a breather. Eat some food-supplies. Watch some TV. What's the hurry?

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11/15/2007 6:36:16 PM

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