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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 69432

As Past Josh whoooshes past, Scott puts out his foot and trips him, causing Josh to measure his length on the floor. Amazingly enough he turns out to be exactly One Body Length tall. You just don't get bodies like that any more. But then this one was from the past, so it figured. Maybe.

Josh rises with a roar. "YOU BOROD!" he yells. "LOOG WAD YOU DID TO BY DOSE! YOU BAD YAK!"

"No Josh, I didn't break your nose," Scott explains calmly. "It has always been like that." (And indeed it has, because Scott just changed the past and doesn't remember it.)

But Josh refuses to listen and just keeps raving about his nose until Scott loses his patience and pokes Josh's eye out.

"AARH BY EYE!" Josh screams.

"Yes, what about your eye?" Scott asks calmly. "You've only had the one as long as I can remember."

But Josh just keeps raving about his eye and nose as if it was all Scott's fault, until Scott (suddenly unnerved by the eerie feeling of remembering things he didn't even know seconds ago) whips out a wakasi... sawiki... whatsa... a short Japanese sword and deftly removes Josh's head. Strangely enough Josh has nothing to say about this even though he is no longer One Body Length tall. But then of course he has always been a headless corpse... Wait a minute...

  1. Josh's head grows back.
  2. Josh's back grows head.
  3. Who's a bad yak?
  4. It's "Wakizashi", you ignom... inmog... stupid person who does not know things.
  5. Scott goes to the Lost and Found to look for his patience.
  6. Doctor Chen goes to the Emergency Room to look after his patients.

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