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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 69413

"Gah!" Josh cries, looking at the bodies of his slain friends. "I've butchered a classic! What shall be my penance, my trial by fire if you will, in atonement for this sin against literature?" (he pronounces literature: "lit-AR-ah-CHOOR"

  1. To break down the door and free the trapped minister all by himself.
  2. To invent the printing press and start the first publishing company in France.
  3. To scourge himself with poisonous serpents and drink lava.
  4. To sleep with every prostitute in Paris.
  5. To finally catch that wily Paris Hilton.
  6. To finally catch that wily Paris Hilton and possibly sleep with her.
  7. Learn how to pronounce "Literature" correctly, and in a British Accent.

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