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"Gah!" Josh cries, looking at the bodies of his slain friends. "I've
butchered a classic! What shall be my penance, my trial by fire if you
will, in atonement for this sin against literature?" (he pronounces
literature: "lit-AR-ah-CHOOR"
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To break down the door and free the trapped minister all by himself.
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To invent the printing press and start the first publishing company in France.
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To scourge himself with poisonous serpents and drink lava.
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To sleep with every prostitute in Paris.
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To finally catch that wily Paris Hilton.
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To finally catch that wily Paris Hilton and possibly sleep with her.
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Learn how to pronounce "Literature" correctly, and in a British Accent.
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