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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 69362

"...and therefore, Stan," Josh concludes his fifteen minute passionate rant about the Marvel character Major Victory, "it is my solemn belief that Major Victory, one of the most interesting characters in the Marvel portfolio, get royally fucked over!"

"Josh, please watch your language," Stan Lee replies.

Josh is incredulous. "Stan, did you listen to everything I said just now?"
"Yeah, I did. Like I had a choice in this balloon!"
"And all you can say is 'Josh, watch your language'?! I just poured my heart out to you! You're one person who can fix all of this!"
"Josh, I sympathize with your feelings, but you need to keep your language clean! For the past fifteen minutes, you were all 'F-this' and 'F-that' and 'F-him'. It got tiresome, Josh!"

Suddenly, Josh assumes a fighting stance. "SHADOW CLONE JITSU!" he screams, right before he passes out. Fortunately, Josh slumps unconscious to the floor of the basket underneath the balloon.

"How do I get myself in these crazy situations?" Stan asks rhetorically.

  1. A carrier pigeon arrives with an answer for Stan Lee.
  2. Stan kneels down and gently wakes Josh up.
  3. Josh begins talking in his sleep. As expected, every other word he says is a profanity.
  4. Suddenly, Stan faints. It seems the balloon was going straight up into the stratosphere. A lack of oxygen has just done both Josh and Stan in.

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