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Scott angrily protests, in dance form, that he has become hurt. In fact,
there is an ancient samurai sword sticking out of his groin.
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Scott goes to the hospital and is treated.
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Scott realizes that dancing while impaled is bad.
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Scott pulls out the sword. Blood flows.
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Scott pulls out the sword. Caramel and sprinkles flow.
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Scott reverses time...unfortunately to the time when he had been beaten with a sack of forks for looking at Ted Danson funny.
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Scott represses everything.
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Scott tries to update his LiveJournal but the sword and the sick, agonizing pain keeps getting in the way.
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Scott laughs. Everyone has fallen for the old 'Ancient Sword In the Groin' trick. Scott just has a sai through his upper left arm and a ninja star in his butt fat.
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