Training Josh

1. losing his pants during the obstacle course.
2. assuming everyone was Red Skull in disguise, except of course the time when Red Skull, not disguised, attacked.
3. farting to the tune of the 'Star Spangled Banner'.
4. constantly believing the shield was foil wrapped chocolate.
5. searching for Bucky in long, drug-fueled walks in the woods.
6. sleep-vomiting.
7. fleeing from fog.
8. killing all of Captain America's friends, allies, enemies and acquantices.
9. trying to catch the shield in his mouth.
10. trying to catch the shield in his buttcheeks.

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