Tiny Man, Large Problem

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 68942

So now, thanks to Josh and Scott's shenanigans, the tiny man is named Scaeiouytt.
Scaeiouytt is enraged and somehow kicks Josh in the left eye. Scott giggles like a schoolgirl and gets punched in the spleen. Scaeiouytt steals both their wallets and runs off. Twelve rooms later, Scaeiouytt keels over because Josh and Scott have poor personal hygiene and their wallets are crawling with germs, moldy from Cheeto dust and smell like dead lizards. Scaeiouytt pulls out his cellphone, intending to call 911. Disoriented by moldy wallet fumes, he instead calls another name on his list.
Who does Scaeiouytt call?

  1. His brother, Jlwrghnwrogihrwgorwpigpuncher.
  2. His mom, the Goddess of the Moon.
  3. The florist he sometimes works at.
  4. The girl he has a restraining order out against, Michelle Obama.
  5. Some random shopkeep who was in his contact list due to a smartphone virus.
  6. George Lucas. "Fuck you for...Jar-Jar...you hack." coughs our tiny hero. Lucas understands.
  7. A scummy bar in Brooklyn; it's a hangout for low-level, pathetic expendable Mafia types.
  8. Donald Trump's personal assistant.
  9. A Red Cross emergency station deep in the heart of Australia. "Watch out ... for drop bears ... you damn upside down freaks."
  10. His sister, Claire.

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