Put a Motor in Yourself

Cut to video footage of our own Lots42 dressed in drag and wearing roller skates. He is speeding down the aisle of his flea market with a can of Schlitz in one hand and a My Little Pony lunch pail in the other hand. Several startled onlookers scramble to get out of the way.

"THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'..." Lots drunkenly screams at the top of his lungs.

"Never Ending Quest superstar writer Lots42 does something silly. Film at ten!"

1. Actually, film at 11:45. The baseball game is going into extra innings.
2. You call this silly? That's just another day of being Lots42.
3. Did I mention the hula hoop?

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