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"Something disgusting!" Lord Fred exclaims out loud.

Fred's three companions, who have stuck with him over the past several dozen millenia, and who have all evolved into higher life forms, are very confused with Fred's sudden outburst. He hadn't uttered a word in hundreds of thousands of years, so why now?

Fred seems to be overwhelmed by this time period, E. Nigma says.
Indeed, he is, agrees Emperor Cartagia. It must be because he still hasn't evolved past his human form.
Still, that wouldn't explain his fixation with vulgar humor, adds Sir Josh.

What next?

1. Lord Fred finally catches up with his companions.
2. Fred tries to explain himself.
3. Entropy.

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