Funny Bunnies, Bunny Funnies.

He grabs another bunny by the ears and tosses it into the air. As the first bunny comes down, he grabs it by the ears and tosses it up again.

After juggling for a while, he grabs yet another bunny by the ears and tosses it into the air. Now he's juggling three bunnies.

While the other bunnies are still staring in shock, he grabs another one, still by the ears, and tosses it into the fray. Four bunnies!

Fred ignores the lagomorph cries of pain as he keeps juggling bunnies by their ears.
"I can not hear you!" he yells as he keeps juggling. "I do not comprehend your cries of agony! How do you like that, eh? Who's messing with who now?"

He's ready to try five bunnies when...

1. the bunnies start crying.
2. a bunny bites him.
3. the other bunnies run away. Cowards.
4. he is attacked by a fox.
5. he remembers how the big boys used to juggle him at school, and starts to cry.
6. Eddie apologises for yanking Roger's ears all the time. Wow, where did that come from?

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