I So Deep...

The little dog looks like he's pondering the question, but before he can come with a response Fred's mind has already sailed on to another troubling topic. "Velus, have you ever wondered what chairs would look like if our legs bent the other way?" With all these thoughts sloshing around in his head, Fred can almost feel them pouring out onto the floor. ~~Do I seep?~~ he wonders, expecting to see thoughts pooling at his feet. Nothing seems to be changing outwardly, though.

This deep question made Velus look at his little doggy body. Now that Fred mentioned it, he did have a reverse knee. What would a chair look like if humans had legs like that? However, his little doggy mind couldn't focus on such a question for too long, and as he gazed at Epis he started thinking more about Doe Pies.

The deep thoughts are making Fred hungry, too, and a good Pie Dose would be great. All he has packed in his bags are basic travelling foods, though, but he wades through it anyways to find something to snack on. At the top of his bag he finds an eight-sided Peso Die, which might be handy later if he needs to roll to make an arbitrary decision.

The puns and anagrams are becoming too much for most of the followers of Fred's adventure. Poe dies from no less than six bad anagrams to the face. This tragic incident goes completely unnoticed by our adventures.

1. Enough Already! Epis Doe sends the party on their quest.
2. Stop the Puns! Velus gets violent.
3. When Good Puns go Bad.
4. More Deep Questions

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