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To your surprise you find a young boy hanging on the clothesline, dripping
wet. At first he is too busy trying to wring out his soaked clothes to
notice you. Then he stops and looks at you.
"Please leave me be," he implores. "I am far from dry yet!"
"How did you get in such a sorry state?" you inquire. After all it hasn't
been raining for weeks.
"Me and my buddy were down on the bridge tossing pebbles in the water," he
recounts.
"Sounds peaceful enough," you observe. "Then what happened?"
"Her father came along."
Groan.
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You do your duty as a true Flintstones fan and spank the boy for being mean to Fred's daughter.
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You take him down and throw him back in the river for making such an awful pun.
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You consider doing the same to the author of the '(w)ring ma(le/il)' joke, but he's an author after all.
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You realize the first option was just to explain the joke. Silly author!
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Realizing that everyone in the story are the same size, you steal the boy's clothes.
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Utterly failing to realize that everyone in the story are different sizes, you steal the boy's clothes anyway. You really need to watch fewer movies and get out more, you know.
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You go down to the river to see if Pebbles is still around. Maybe you can get her autograph.
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