Horrible Secret Only the Pope and Five Other Men Know

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 67435

You stare at the painting of your sister, Guinevere Maddox McLeod, who died tragically at a young age climbing over a junkyard fence to hide from Maw. Oddly, she seems to be looking at you. "Heya, sis," you chuckle. "How are things?"

The lips in the painting seem to move to whisper...

  1. "The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal."
  2. "Earth is actually ruled by a cartel of sadistic extraterrestrials for whom our wars are a gladiator sport."
  3. "Global warming is just a hoax, the real threat is global cooling."
  4. "Underneath the Vatican is a 50-floor demon-infested labyrinth leading to Hell. Only the most experienced adventurers need apply."
  5. "Soylent Green is people!"
  6. "Cap'n Crunch is people!!"
  7. "Maw's still alive, and unless we stop her, she's going to escalate the conflicts in the Middle East."
  8. "Maw's still alive, and unless we stop her, she's going to ruin Christmas for everybody!"

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