Al Bowlly's in Heaven

You clearly didn't expect your first memory of Heaven to turn out quite this way, did you?

Eventually, some of St. Peter's finest security agents run up and drag a screaming and ranting Maw away. Two of the guards carry off a slightly damaged harp. A third one stays with you.

"Ummm, where are they taking Maw?" you ask.
"To hell," smiles the security guard, a friendly man named Fritz.
"Are you joking?"
"Does it look like I'm joking?"

1. Follow Maw as she's banished straight to hell.
2. You argue with Fritz.
3. You break into a run and chase after the guards taking Maw away.
4. "Can I please be resurrected? I don't like it up here!"
5. You and Fritz suddenly make out furiously.

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