It's only a flesh wound

"What are you doing?" a Story Cop asked.

"Gleeble!" Fred Gleebled. "This drink is loud and Gleeble. So I Gleeble loudly!"

"Enough!" the Story Cop declared. "You are under arrest for murdering the English language."

"Nuts to you! I'm speaking Allarian, it's just dubbed in English. Oh, and Gleeble!"

1. The Story Cop Gleebles.
2. The Story Cop has a Chaosoda.
3. Blame it on Lots42.
4. Blame it on society. Everyone else does.
5. Fred reminisces about how he used to smile when he was a pup sailing down the river in a China cup, and gets sued for copyright breach by Paul McCartney.

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