Josh Has Done Stupid Things

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 66669

For some reason unknown to Josh, because Josh is dumb, Scott starts rattling off the stupid things Josh has gone. It goes on.
"And you punched out Jerry Seinfeld, and you threw grenades up and down the staircase willy nilly and you stole Han Solo's pants and you tried to make out with the Salt Vampire and you kept leaping into that room on the Star Destroyer, risking a broken neck because it had no gravity!"
"Dude!" Josh said, spraying spittle and a piece of bacon that had been stick in his molars for ten years, "You were with me in the no gravity room also! We kept running back in and bouncing around and bouncing straight out! It was so cool!"
"It was still stupid! You're stupid! I remember when you met Roland the Gunslinger and you took your pants off and cried!"
"How did you remember that?"
"I was the one who sent the Doctor Doom robots after him when I was possessed by Randall Flagg. Shut up."

  1. Scott continues listing stupid things Josh has done.
  2. Josh lists stupid things Scott has done.
  3. They both list stupid things each other has done.
  4. Overcome by passion, they kiss awkwardly.
  5. Overcome by ennui, they play 20 Emo Questions. Josh wins the first one with 'cancer'.
  6. Scott remembers the one time Josh was vice-president for two weeks and stopped twelve wars...unfortunately he started fourteen.

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Lots42: Roland The Gunslinger vs. Dr. Doom robots. Really happened. Read the books.

4/19/2007 6:48:40 PM

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