Josh Calls For His Mom

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 66664

"Mom!" Josh said into his brick-sized cell phone he had found (again) in the glove compartment. "I found William Shatner sleeping in the back seat of our car? What do I do?"
Mrs. Burbank, having been Shatner's personal assistant for eighteen years (she had been fired for beating up Walter Koeing), knew exactly what to do.

  1. Leave Shatner be.
  2. Punch him in the nipples.
  3. Pretend to be an admiral or some shit, Shatner's so long gone he'd respond to anything Star Trek.
  4. NEQ gets sued for that option. Shatner shows up to court dressed like Cmdr. Uhura.
  5. NEQ gets sued for the last two options.
  6. Josh ignores his mothers advice and starts manfully making out with Shatner.
  7. Shatner turns into Ensign Wildman, who had always been the prettiest lady aboard Voyager.
  8. As Josh hums the Star Trek theme song, we flash back to why Mrs. Burbank beat up Koeing.
  9. Admiral Jellico appears on the hood, weilding a phaser rifle.

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