Not bothering to do anything as sane as checking in with authorities, Josh meanders into the appropriate Home Economics class the next day. By coincidence, it was the start of the school term. Fortunately Josh looks younger then he is so there's no panic. Yet.
How does Josh fuck it up?
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His phobia of butter.
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Farting.
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A sharp eyed security guard slips in to ask him a question or three and Josh maces him.
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Explosive decompression.
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By having Jeeves serve him brunch during class.
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Sleep terrors.
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Eating all the projects, muffins.
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Hallucinating he is the blackboard. Shouldn't have taken those pills he found on the floor...
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A punching rampage.
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The teacher was the former principal when Josh DID go to school. Josh mocks his 'demotion' (it wasn't one, the guy was just bored after retiring and wanted to continue working).
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